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BREAKING NEWS- San Jose, California – Airport surveillance video shows a 15-year-old stowaway easing his way out of a jetliner’s front wheel well and stepping onto the tarmac in Hawaii after miraculously surviving a five-hour flight from San Jose, Calif., in the unpressurized compartment. Authorities said that at 38,000 feet, the temperature can drop to 81 degrees below zero. The parents of the child are now threatening to sue Hawaiian Airlines, because the flight attendants never offered their teenager a blanket or snacks, and he was ignored as he shivered for hours sitting next to the tires.

• April 22, 2014


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