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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – KFC has announced that it is releasing a limited edition chicken corsage this prom season. The CEO of the fast food restaurant David Novak, explained that his company’s target market is the 10% of high school girls that are not yet overweight.

David NovakKFC

• April 23, 2014


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