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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – George Clooney had an epic blowup over President Obama with casino mogul Steve Wynn in Las Vegas at his Encore Hotel, that ended with the actor storming out. It began after Wynn expressed his disdain for Obama. Clooney immediately responded by saying that it was improper for any American to talk disrespectfully about a U.S. President. And when Wynn called him a hypocrite because the famous actor called President Bush several names when he was in office, Clooney began to stammer and responded by saying, “This is a new code I have decided to live by, and all fair minded Hollywood liberals don’t seem to have a problem with my standards and logic.”

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• 04/25/2014


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