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BREAKING NEWS –Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden tells the National Education Association, that due to technology, educational standards should be changed. He explained that children should not have to try to add numbers in their head because of pocket calculators and internet access with their cell phones. Biden also said there is no practical reason for kids to know the sequence of the alphabet from A-Z, and as long as people know at least 18 of the 23 alphabet, that’s good enough.

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• 04/25/2014


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