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Don-Sterling

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After derogatory comments about blacks made by L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterlinghave become public, he is now stating that he plans to sell the team to defuse the controversy. He categorically denied that in any way, shape or form that he is a racist. Sterling concluded by saying, that after the team is sold, he plans on starting another league comprised of exclusively white basketball players from the lower portion of Mississippi, calling it the DSBA (Deep South Basketball Association).

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• 04/28/2014


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