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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new product called “Palcohol” made by Lipsmark, gained widespread attention online in recent days after it was reported that the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau approved the powdered alcohol, which vodka and rum varieties. Lipsmark state that the beverages are created by simply adding water, and their target market are people who regularly get stressed out while in rush hour traffic, and need something they can easily mix while driving, in order to calm their nerves.

• 04/29/2014


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