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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA Commissioner Adam Silver bans Clippers owner Donald Sterling for life, and also fined him $2.5 million for the racially insensitive comments he made towards blacks. Sterling responded by saying that he does not hold anything against Silver for his decision, instead he said he blamed President Lincoln, but refused to go into details regarding exactly what he meant.

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• 04/30/2014


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