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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now poised to grant clemency to a substantial number of people thrown in jail as a result of  “mandatory minimum” sentences, imposed on non-violent drug dealers during the last twenty-thirty years. He explained that the U.S. economy is struggling so much, that it makes sense to have more people in society with a business mindset.

President Obama

• 04/30/2014


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