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Life through Blake’s eyes…

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In a recently discovered ancient artifact discovered near Mt. Ararat, a note written by Noah gives some insight on what he was thinking, the last time he saw people alive outside the ark after the flood arrived. He said he was tempted to rescue some of them, but he didn’t want to violate that region’s strict laws which prohibited picking up hitchhikers.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• 04/27/2014


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