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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been writing letters to NASA for over 6 months, and they still refuse to respond because I told…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 7 years old and I’m going on my first Easter egg hunt. Once I find one, what…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week, a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go to the lake with him to catch…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on “NBC’s “Meet the Press,” outgoing Health and Human Services…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Good Morning America” co-anchor George Stephanopoulos is so frustrated with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to pressure by PETA and the ACLU, the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The city council passes a new law with few objections, that will soon…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to a Fox News poll, approximately 60% of American voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, a private security firm going…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another embarrassing moment for Kathleen Sebelius during her farewell speech after her resignation, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Ice cream maker Charlie Harry Francis has created a new flavor that includes champagne…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden made what many consider, a clumsy attempt at defending ObamaCare….

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BREAKING NEWS _ Washington, D.C. – A Russian warplane made several close-range passes by an American warship in the Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Taylor Swift’s mom and dad are being accused of becoming “difficult and controlling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – New research has identified a biological ‘trigger’ that causes peoples to regularly start saying…

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