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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 12 years old and I love the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Next year I think I want…

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I recently witnessed the strangest thing I have ever seen at an airport. It started when a  Southwest jet took…

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RUNS WITH THE WIND by Juliana Old and wise, patient and kind From across the skies I call to him,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden offers a solution to the long wait times nationwide at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Longtime Jay Z business partner John Meneilly has cut ties with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is now stating that the racist rant he…

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                LIGHTNING OVER THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

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BREAKING NEWS – Hobe Sound, Florida – Screen actor Burt Reynolds says he’s very disappointed, after losing a legal battle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder continues to refuse to rename his team because of…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Obama administration’s Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) expects to have more money…

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                DE HAAR CASTLE, NETHERLANDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is scrambling to contain the damage from inadvertently outing the top…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Without uttering a word, Bill Clinton shows his rejection of a suggestion from Hillary…

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                CHILLON CASTLE IN SWITZERLAND

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U.S. & World History – One of the most common quotes erroneously attributed to former President Ronald Reagan happened during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The obesity epidemic is showing no signs of retreat in the United States, with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid caused several eyebrows to be raised after he stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Councilwoman Cleta Winslow, was initially speechless after she was found to have used homeless…

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                BODIAN CASTLE IN EAST SUSSEX, UNITED KINGDOM

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The Prime Minister Shinzo Abe is now considering closing Tokyo Disneyland at the Tokyo…

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