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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alec Baldwin has run into trouble with the law once again. The notoriously hotheaded actor was arrested in New York City after he became belligerent with a police officer who stopped him on his bike. Baldwin is now threatening to sue a street musician and two people in electric wheelchairs for maliciously being in his path when he was riding on the sidewalk. He explained that “these people regularly makes me take unnecessary detours and I’m tired of their insensitivity!”

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• May 14, 2014


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