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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is scrambling to contain the damage from inadvertently outing the top CIA official in Afghanistan, a rare blunder that potentially puts that individual at risk. Vice President Joe Biden later took out a full page ad in several Afghanistan newspapers apologizing for the mistake, but unfortunately he also included some of the names, addresses, and phone numbers of other CIA operatives in that region, promising that the same thing would not happen to them.

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• 05/28/2014


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