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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Newly-released pictures show Kim Jong Un visiting children at an orphanage in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Mayor Dave Bing refuses to back off of his statement regarding the unsolved murders…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 16 years old and seriously considering running away from home. My parents have been very disrespectful to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Good news for people who reject Jesus! You no longer have to exclusively go to hell in a hand basket,…

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Daily Photos & Art

A hero is one who knows how to hang on one minute longer.  ~  Novalis

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lot of medical breakthroughs were discovered by accident, which is what I did a few days ago. I was…

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Daily Photos & Art

Heroism … is endurance for one moment more.  ~  George F. Kennan

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, With Memorial Day coming up, what do you think about people in this country that show their objections…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Kansas – The National Auctioneers Association is now suing hip hop rappers and the rap…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chevy Chase, Maryland – Even though many people believe that political correctness has gotten out of control,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nags Head, North Carolina – A long-snouted lancetfish (Alepisaurus ferox), which is rarely seen, recently washed ashore…

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Are they dead that yet speak louder than we can speak, and a more universal language? Are they dead that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Vogue, and several wedding magazines are still unanimous in their view,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Burkina Faso, Africa – Jermaine Jackson is currently stuck in Africa with an expired passport and he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Kristin Beck (born Christopher T. Beck, June 21, 1966) is a former United States…

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These fallen heroes represent the character of a nation who has a long history of patriotism and honor – and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After announcing her retirement, legendary journalist Barbara Walters is credited for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The price of a ticket at Disneyland is creeping closer to triple-digits. A single-day…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Conservative organizations are upset over the “PG” rating instead of “R” of the new…

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