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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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                THE FUTURE OF JAZZ

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Dr. Robert Petzel, the undersecretary for Health and second in command at the Department…

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THE CONNECTION

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Places like the Goodwill and other organizations that sell used products to needy people,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Canton, Massachusetts – LoJack — the maker of security and recovery devices for cars — has put…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hartford, Connecticut – The state General Assembly approved nutrition legislation that threatened to remove chocolate milk from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Dog lovers rejoice soon, your pet may be allowed to dine legally with you…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – In the wake of a botched lethal injection in Oklahoma last month,…

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                INTO THE WIND

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Generally speaking, do you believe only a certain type of woman comes from specific cities and/or states? Signed,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who is a business owner, is still mad at me because I didn’t take his side after CBS’s…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I want to take a vacation somewhere in the United States. Are there any places you think I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was teaching my three nephews how to make a hamburger. Tommy and Allen did a good job, but Joe’s…

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                 CHICAGO CITY HALL’S AWARD-WINNING ROOFTOP

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico – Thousands of years ago, a teenage girl toppled into a deep hole in a Mexican…

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                 A VERY CLASSY DOLLHO– USE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beyoncé, Jay Z and Solange say they have worked through and…

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BREAKING NEWS – McDonald’s says it plans to start testing seasoned french fries at select U.S. locations starting today. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Frustrated with being typecast and not being offered any movie roles, Frankenstein decided to…

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