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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Dear Blake, I am a monk at a monastery. I was born and raised in the United States, but I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t have a whole lot of faith in the judicial system, because I know for a fact that some…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, This letter is from me and my husband. We have three young boys, and have been married for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For the past month or so I have been dating an osteologist (a person who studies human bones). When I…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – An attorney for Donald Sterling states that the reason why his client did not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Toronto, Ontario (Canada) – Mayor Rob Ford has decided to temporarily stop his re-election effort, and to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With pressure mounting to avert a transportation funding crisis this summer, the Obama administration…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in May. Birthstone: Emerald Zodiac signs: Taurus and Gemini

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin angered over new sanctions that the United States imposed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Keith Farnham a Democratic Illinois state representative who resigned from office last month, is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Glinda, who was visiting the nation’s capital from Oz, stops momentarily to talk to…

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