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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court delivered a blow to President Obama, ruling that he went too far in making recess appointments to the National Labor Relations Board. According to a source in the White House, after the rare unanimously ruling, President Obama threatened to have all liberal Supreme Court Justices audited by the IRS, and then removed from the payroll of the ACLU’s secret slush fund.

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• 06/27/2014


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