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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

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It has always irritated me when people that don’t wear watches ask me, “What time is it?” Over the past few years, when someone asked me that question my response was, “I’ll let you know in about ten minutes”. When I’ve done that, most people’s reaction was to give me a really dirty look for about 10 seconds. I know it lasted that long because I was able to literally time those idiots.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 06/29/2014


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