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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Author Edward Klein’s newest release, “Blood Feud,” is being billed as a tell-all of the animosity that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – A customer on the History Channel’s hit show “Pawn Stars” was given a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the lack of complaints from the individuals being preyed upon, the U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – According to the market research group Euromonitor, South Koreans drink 13.7 shots of liquor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced during a New York Times, that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Milwaukee, Wisconsin – Harley-Davidson has revealed its first electric motorcycle, called Project LiveWire. It’s the most radical…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The American Atheists have now been accused of trying to emotionally…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am about to start my senior year in high school and I’m considering my options regarding going…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that designs and creates settings for stage plays bet me $20.00 that he could make a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am the homecoming queen from my high school, and we have a tradition that the homecoming queen…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I spoke to my nephew yesterday, and he told me that he is really disappointed that he is no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kanye West is continuing to press the Vatican to have his…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – In a closed-door meeting in February 2010, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates urged his French…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing White House spokesman Jay Carney is listed in stable condition after being rushed…

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