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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Painted Post, New York – Officials at the 2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee are stating that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Labrador City, Newfoundland, Canada – Between 20 and 30 girls that went to Menihek High School were…

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BREAKING – Los Angeles, California – “The Arsenio Hall Show” has been canceled because of low ratings, ending Hall’s late-night…

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A RAINY DAY… ON THE AVENUE OF THE GIANTS, CALIFORNIA

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Albert Einstein was and still is undoubtedly one of the smartest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source from the White House, Secretary of the Department of Veterans…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in June. Birthstone: Pearl Zodiac signs: Gemini and Cancer

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Department of Labor is now asking questions after several witnesses made statements that…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m six years old, an only child, and my mommy will be having a baby soon and we…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last week I really embarrassed myself in front of some of my friends while were hiking through a forest. As…

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