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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell is officially returning to “The View” this fall after finalizing the terms of her agreement with ABC. A controversial clause in her contract prohibits any female guests from wearing make-up, to reduce the blatant visual gap between hers and their physical appeal.

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• July 11, 2014


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