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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook owner and creator Mark Zuckerberg, announces that due to their computer storage space, they have exceeded the amount of members by nearly 150 million people. To initiate a drastic reduction, they are now encouraging members to “unfriend” people that are idiots, boring, or consistently post comments with countless typos.

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• 07/28/2014


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