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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the recent botched execution of inmate Joseph Wood at the Arizona Department of Corrections, Congress is now seriously considered authorizing the use of a guillotine in application to capital punishment. Death penalty opponents promises, that if this law is passed, heads will roll.

• July 30, 2014


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