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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hall of Fame baseball announcer Vin Scully is staying in the booth for the Los Angeles Dodgers for his record 660th year. He is the longest running announcer in the history of sports, and he was around when baseball was exclusively Latino, because he got his start during the Spanish Inquisition.

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• July 31, 2014


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