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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Burt Reynolds, the actor who once showed all, is now ready to tell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Liaoning, China – A Chinese cafe lets customers slurp drinks from blood bags as they sit in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak is being sued by his neighbor for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Dodge has announced that its new supercharged V8 will be rated at an astonishing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – Kody Smith, a student at Talbott Elementary, was sent to the principal’s after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A controversial conference between hundreds of scholars that teach political science and geometry, is…

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TOP U.S. GENERALS  (in birth date sequence)  3 of 10 WINFIELD SCOTT (June 13, 1786 – May 29, 1866) was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the U.S. Supreme Court recent ruling regarding ObamaCare finding the contraceptive mandate in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and several other liberal organizations wants Looney Toons from Warner Brothers banned…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A recently surfaced photo of Amelia Earhart’s plane, captured by the Miami Herald in…

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TOP U.S. GENERALS  (in birth date sequence)  2 of 10 ANDREW JACKSON – (March 15, 1767 – June 8, 1845)…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Jay Leno’s longtime Tonight Show segment producer David Berg has written a book…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kauai, Hawaii– In this undated file photo provided by NASA, a saucer-shaped test vehicle known as a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of Hobby Lobby that they can cite…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in July. Birthstone: Ruby Zodiac signs: Cancer and Leo

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