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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas woman who said a burglar stole up to $1 million worth of designer bags and accessories from her closet, is now having that claim challenged… by the burglar. Theresa Roemer, an entrepreneur and former Mrs. Texas, recently showcased her three-story, 3,000-square-foot closet on ABC’s “Good Morning America”, has been accused of having a closet full of fake items. The unnamed burglar contacted the Houston Press and told them that 100% of the purses were knocks offs, and he mailed some of them to the newspaper to prove it. And after seeing the tiny logo on the rings, he contacted the manufacturer, and Mattel confirmed that they do not make any high end jewelry.

ABCGood Morning America

• August 19, 2014


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