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BREAKING NEWS – Kilauea, Hawaii – Seven intoxicated tourists have now been hospitalized due to self inflicted third degree burns. Police state that their horrific injuries were caused after the visitors were brainstorming near an active volcano while extremely drunk, and then tried to start a new fad called “the lava bucket challenge”.

• August 27, 2014


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