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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding that Church’s Chicken change their name because many atheists find it insensitive and offensive. At first the ACLU suggested that they name the restaurant after the owner, but later changed their mind when they learned that his name is Thomas Sanctuary.

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• August 28, 2014


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