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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ongoing feud between boxer Floyd Mayweather and rapper 50 cent is now getting very personal. Questioning Floyd’s literacy, 50 Cent challenged Mayweather to read one page of a Harry Potter book (he later lowered the bar to Cat In The Hat). If Mayweather accepted, 50 Cent would donate $750,000 to charity. Mayweather responded saying that he won’t read Harry Potter because he already saw the movies, and he won’t read anything by Dr. Seuss, because he has no aspirations to ever become a surgeon or work in a hospital.

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• 08/28/2014


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