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Life through Blake’s eyes…

hot-dog

Shortly after I first became a Christian a long time ago, I got a job at a hot dog stand. One day when a customer asked me to give him the same topping from a couple of different brands, I told him that would be against my religious beliefs because man cannot serve two mustards. He called me a couple of vulgar names before storming off, but I felt it was his own fault for not knowing the bible.

Life through Blake's eyes

• August 31, 2014


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