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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Bradian, Vancouver (Canada) – A gold mining ghost town surrounded by majestic snow-capped peaks in Canada’s most…

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                 A WHALE SHARK AT OKINAWA CHURAUMI AQUARIUM IN JAPAN

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BREAKING NEWS – Corinth, Greece – A 2800-year-old tomb with the remains of a possibly wealthy individual inside, has been…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid still refuses to apologize for some racially…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel has promised a ticker tape parade for the Little League team…

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               THE PRIDE OF CHICAGO – 2014 LITTLE LEAGUE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS AND THE RUNNERS UP IN THE WORLD…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for three years to woman that I love dearly. We also have a two…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have often heard scientists and astronomers say that math is a universal language. If that’s true, then most of…

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Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I…

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Dear Blake, My wife is not happy with her body and wants to a lot of cosmetic surgery, practically from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I’m not a green thumb by anyone’s standards, but what happened yesterday solidified my opinion that this is not my…

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                FIRE AND WATER

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BREAKING NEWS – Searcy, Arkansas – A restaurant owner who is under fire for offering a faith-based discount to customers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Political analysts appear to be unanimous regarding Mitt Romney making a run at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – A nonpartisan government watchdog agency is now stating that the Pentagon broke the law…

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                CONTRASTING REGIONS

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Parents plan on mobilizing soon, demanding that Al Sharpton leave their town and never…

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BREAKING NEWS – Summervile, South Carolina – A 16-year-old Summerville High School student has been arrested and suspended after writing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – According to business magazine Forbes, currently more people than ever are dying that have…

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