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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson becomes instrumental in a measure of healing for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Despite the fact that Whole Foods Market claims customers have been asking the chain…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland Maine – A woman who says she suffered a third-degree burn from a heated seat in…

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               SLEEPING SIBLINGS

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Hundreds of runners are seen competing in the annual North Korean Marathon in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is currently trying to solicit people to join him in a class…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas woman who said a burglar stole up to $1 million worth of…

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                GETTING A SNACK FROM MOM

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are now sharply divided over throwing their support to Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After NY Knicks President Phil Jackson listens to Spike Lee go…

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BREAKING NEWS – Noginsk, Russia – Due to the recent U.S. sanctions against Russia because of the invasion of Ukraine,…

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NEW YORK HARBOR IN 2057

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am getting married in the very near future. I am obviously happy about that, but here’s the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was taking a college course last week, but I dropped out of the class because I was angry with…

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Then Jesus told them this parable:  “Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a grocery store manager and I have been one for years. I really like all aspects…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always wanted to be recognized publicly for being a responsible person, and it finally happened. Last week when…

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                WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM  (12 of 12)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After hearing that President didn’t follow through with his threats to President Assad regarding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fair Oaks, Indiana – Owners of The Farmhouse Restaurant, at the Fair touts itself as the largest…

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