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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During Wednesday’s edition of “News Nation” with Tamron Hall on MSNBC,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia is now turning to Twitter to drop a sissy bomb on President Obama,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jaroslaw, Poland – A Polish priest claims he has been receiving text messages from Satan following an…

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                WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM  (1 of 12)

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But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In case anyone wants to know, toasters are primarily for bread, not for steaks that you’re trying to cook in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son’s heavy metal band has been practicing in my home for years. Now my ears continue to…

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Dear Blake, I’m an atheist and I always will be. But, if I’m wrong and there is a hell, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I know that people that own cemeteries have every right to try to make money because it’s a business. However,…

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AN AFTERNOON NAP ON THE OCEAN FLOOR

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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – The U.S. Navy has called on the help of students in its quest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who was interviewed on MSNBC,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – In a recent ceremony, Baltimore Raven football player Ray Rice marries his fiancé that…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in August. Birthstone: Peridot Zodiac signs: Leo and Virgo

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