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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – For over a century, historians have relentlessly tried to suppress the truth about the Civil…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kris Jenner announces that she is calling it quits after she filed for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – In a comment likely to enhance his progressive reputation, Pope Francis I has…

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PLAYING IN THE SAND

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Rev. Al Sharpton said his civil rights organization, the National…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Could there be fewer cowbells in Switzerland? The cowbells create noise levels of 100…

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BREAKING NEWS – Monte Piana, Italy – Nine people were photographed being suspended for hours in hammocks high above the…

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THE SEARCH FINALLY ENDS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 15 year old daughter is going out on her first date next week. As a father, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, I have proven my ex-wife wrong!!! She recently bet me $25.00 that I was related to a spineless…

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1. Peter Without question, the Apostle Peter was a disciple most of us can identify with. One minute he was…

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NEON JAZZ  (3 of 3)

Life through Blake’s eyes…

People, don’t go to Twin Falls, Idaho! I was recently there, and I discovered that the two falls look nothing…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am recently returning for a trip to Greece. While I was there when I took a stroll…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder announces his resignation. As far as his future, he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An angry and frustrated polar bear that traveled thousands of miles…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Sony pictures and director Genndy Tartakovsky have unveiled the test look for their upcoming…

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NEON JAZZ  (2 of 3)

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple has now been flooded with complaints from people that have purchased their new…

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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Archaeologists have dug up a rare find in Denmark: a Viking fortress. It’s the…

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