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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kris Jenner announces that she is calling it quits after she filed for a divorce from husband Bruce Jenner. She said she felt had no choice, because due to the amount of hormones Bruce regularly takes, within 2 years she would be in a same sex marriage.

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• 09/30/2014


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