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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The United States and its Arab allies target a dozen small oil refineries in…

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NEON JAZZ  (1 of 3)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fifteen months after her public meltdown, Paula Deen returned to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minato, Japan – Researchers heading into space in the not-too-distant future could be travelling by elevator rather…

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BREAKING NEWS – Herndon, Virginia – Airbus recently celebrated the 20th anniversary of what many call the world’s strangest looking…

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                PIANOS, TRUMPETS, AND VIOLINS

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Dr. Beach, also known as Stephen P. Leatherman, professor and director of the Laboratory…

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BREAKING NEWS – Weaverville, California – A 13-year-old California boy was reportedly placed in detention for sharing a school-prepared lunch…

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                                                             A PIANO, HORNS, AND DRUMSTICKS

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BREAKING NEWS – Providence, Rhode Island – Jesse Jackson announces that he plans on organizing protestors to demonstrate at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – The seven men and women that were recently arrested after they posted a video…

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BREAKING NEWS – Amman, Jordan – U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry looks over papers while flying from Jordan to…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A photograph of King Richard III’s jaw and face show penetrating injuries to the maxilla,…

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PIANOS AND TRUMPETS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am now open for business!!! Stop going to these fake mediums and fortune tellers that are nothing but con…

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                          AND HE IS CALLED… 

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 15 years old and I am enraged with my 12 year old brother. I set up a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in the first grade and there is a girl that I really like. At recess, anytime I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Another tv network turned down my idea of a reality show concept I came up with, calling it “morbid”. They…

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A GIGANTIC THUNDERCLOUD

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