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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NFL wide receiver and Hall of Famer Jerry Rice, states…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Worth, Texas – The CEO of Radio Shack Daniel Feehan is currently attempting to save his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Edinburgh, Scotland – Scotland voters decided to remain part of the United Kingdom on Friday, rejecting independence…

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                 SITTING ON A DOCK IN BRAZIL

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BREAKING NEWS – Plano, Texas – Pizza Hut is now testing their new pizza in U.S. markets in an attempt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden’s casual use of an expression some deem anti-Semitic has drawn…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, Florida – After receiving the ok from the school board, the Satanic Temple has announced…

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YOUNG RAPUNZEL BY KEVIN KEELE

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Olive Garden is defending its practice of giving customers as many breadsticks as they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – About 8 miles northwest of the Sea of Galilee, a newly identified crescent-shaped monument…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fayetteville, Arkansas – Chloe Rubiano who is a student at Ramay Junior High School was told to…

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HOPING HE’LL COME BACK

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The United States would retaliate against Syrian President Bashar Assad’s air defenses if he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – Kanye West shocked fans in Australia when he halted a concert after two fans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Caracas, Venezuela – Venezuela’s chronic shortages have begun to encroach on a cultural cornerstone: the boob job….

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WITH JUST ONE DROP OF MY LOVE…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A new study says women prefer men with big bellies. Three out of four…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The airport authority says it is enforcing a policy of the San Diego…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – In 1958, archaeologists were digging through the ruins of a burned Iron Age citadel…

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