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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Yorktown Heights, New York – IBM has enhanced its Watson supercomputer, famous for its appearance on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – During a press conference, the President of PETA Ingrid E. Newkirk, states that even…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – An unusual incident happened after two women in a same sex marriage stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. The FBI has confirmed that they are now working with the NRA in an attempt…

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BREAKING NEWS- Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein, chairwoman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, publicly criticized President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Austin Beerworks, a Texas based brewery has rolled out the ultimate party necessity: a…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in September. Birthstone: Sapphire Zodiac signs: Virgo and Libra

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a lawsuit against the federal government regarding Labor Day,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chengdu, China – A panda research center in China called off what would have been the first-ever…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – The St. Louis Rams have cut Michael Sam, the first openly gay player…

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