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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the ongoing out breaks of Ebola in different nations around the globe, Vice President Joe Biden has suggested that entire planet should be quarantined for the next 21 days, where no one is allowed to leave earth. When told by his staff that his idea was irrational and made absolutely no sense, he lowered it to just two weeks.

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• 10/27/2014


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