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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A bill secretly and anonymously introduced to Congress has been voted down 535-0 and will obviously not reach the Senate. If passed, it would have given a group of objective non-partisan psychiatrists the authority to have politicians committed to a mental health facility, if they consistently made decisions that were unusually stupid.

• 11/25/2014


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