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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While 22-time Olympic Medalist Michael Phelps is cooling his heels in rehab, his girlfriend had a little information she wants to share with the world. Apparently the misses was once a mister — kind of — and decided to go public with that info before running it past her boyfriend first. Michael Phelps’ girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler has just made a shocking admission. In a post on her Facebook, Chandler is revealing she was actually born a boy, and named David Roy Fitch at birth. Phelps is said to be devastated by the news, and admitted that he always wondered why “she” let out a very strange laugh every time he asked her if she was taking birth control pills.

• 11/27/2014


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