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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former mayor of Washington D.C. Marion Barry dies, he was 78. His controversial political…

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BREAKING NEWS – Glenview, Illinois – Several members of the Jell-o marketing team that have chosen to remain anonymous, have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Mega church Pastor Joel Osteen, is now encouraging his faithful followers to start sending…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now blaming republicans for not getting an immigration bill passed in…

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THE THANKSGIVING DJ

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Men shaving simultaneously in groups is actually encouraged in the bible. I think it’s somewhere in the 18th chapter of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a 9-year-old daughter who would rather call her mom and I liars than to tell the…

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Dear Blake, Our 2 year old son just started head banging when having a temper tantrum. If he’s told it’s…

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              ALWAYS FIND A REASON DURING YOUR DAY TO SMILE

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A very attractive woman that I used to date a few years ago recently emailed me, informing me that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – What goes through the minds of Jaden and Willow Smith, the children of superstar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Revealed in full at the 2014 Los Angeles Auto Show, the “Rocket” which…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – After nearly two decades in country music, Ty Herndon is ready to be honest…

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THREE DUCKS IN A POND

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – More shocking allegations against Bill Cosby, this time from “Fat Albert and the Cosby…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – Global warming spokesman Al Gore is now calling the citizens of Buffalo “a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An NBC source told Us Weekly, hosts Natalie Morales and Willie…

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SHAKIN’ IT!

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