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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels is said to be outraged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – Senator Mary Landrieu says southerners are bigots, that’s why they don’t like President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kobe Bryant is now so frustrated with 0-4 start of the L.A. Lakers,…

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THE AUTUMN SUN

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Now that we are in November, I have to deal with the same yearly problem I have to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After reviewing his budget for the next fiscal year, Satan determined that it was neither cost effective or practical to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, As usual. this past October 31st, I stayed at home. I am a 20 year old woman, I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

People, please join in my boycott of Goodwill stores!!! After conducting a thorough investigation, I have discovered that not only…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in November. Birthstone: Citrine Zodiac signs: Scorpio and Sagittarius

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