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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A very prestigious educational institution on the east coast actually got its from an initiation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – In St. Louis County, police have arrested 19 year-old political activist Joshua Williams and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking at the New York Police Academy graduation ceremony at…

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2014 IS WINDING DOWN  (MIDNIGHT TONIGHT)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC President Phil Griffin has vowed to broaden the news cabler’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indore, India – A team of surgeons in India removed 80 teeth from the upper jaw of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook says sorry after ‘Year in Review’ feature causes embarrassment for millions of…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (2 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – The Boomerang Nebula (also known as the Bow Tie Nebula), where a dying star…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The reviews are in for the film “The Interview”, and most of them…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A huge fight between dozens of teens has led to the arrests of five…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (3 DAYS TO GO)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My girlfriend wants to go camping and I’ve never done it before. I’m debating if I should do…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

More bad news for non-Christians regarding employment after they die. While in hell, there is no job security because without…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (4 DAYS TO GO)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, As the New Year approaches, I have decided that I want to break up with a guy I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

EVERYONE!!! Please be aware of the latest scam going around by identity thieves. Do not give anyone any personal information…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (5 DAYS TO GO)

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 BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus has collectively stated that they are outraged at Rush Limbaugh labeling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ross Island, Antarctica – The Department of Marine Biology at Texas A&M University and the University of…

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