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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The premiere of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s comedy “The Interview” in New York has been canceled in the wake of a message sent by the Sony hackers that threatened a 9/11-style attack on theaters showing the film. In a message emailed to various reporters and accompanying the latest in a series of leaks that have included employee emails, health and financial information, the hackers who call themselves “Guardians of Peace” sent a grim warning to people planning to attend screenings of “The Interview,” even warning people who live near cinemas to leave home, according to a report from Variety. “If this tactic works”, explained a source from the hackers, “we will later target all theaters that continue to charge outrageous prices for a bucket of buttered popcorn”.

Sony

• December 17, 2014


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