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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “American Sniper,” Clint Eastwood’s movie about Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the deadliest sniper in American military history shot blanks in the Golden Globe nominations announced Thursday, while “Unbroken,” based on the true story of an American in a Japanese POW camp during World War II remained locked out. And it’s not like “American Sniper” or “Unbroken,” were lousy efforts, because both made it to the list of the American Film Institute’s “Movies of the Year” for 2014. A powerful Hollywood insider that wanted to remain anonymous, said that “We can not and will not honor pictures that shows America as being heroic in anything, because it implies that other countries are the villain. Our liberal all inclusive perspective is, that no matter what a country or its leaders have done in the past or in the present, as long as they feel they had a good reason for their actions, we’re fine with it, because barbarism and brutality is just a matter of opinion.”

Navy

• December 19, 2014


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