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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 70 years old and a retired business man that was very successful. I have six kids and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian it’s a good idea to try to memorize scriptures, just in case you need to say a…

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A SUB-ZERO RESTING PLACE

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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite Village, California – Kevin Jorgeson looks out over California’s Yosemite National Park while hanging off of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director Michael Moore continues his attack on the film “American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cowes, England – The captains of two small ships after an evening of partying and getting drunk,…

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A COOL PLACE TO REST

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaufort, North Carolina – Blackbeard (1680 – 1718) is the most famous pirate who ever lived. His…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brandon, Florida – Michael Foster, 43, of Lithia, Florida was arrested after tackling 62 year old Clarence…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Joan of Arc (1412 – 1431), nicknamed “The Maid of Orléans”, is considered a heroine…

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A MEMORABLE VIEW

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – If you hate waiting in line at a crowded bar for your next brew,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Grand Rapids, Michigan – Michigan restaurant owner Tommy Brann banned Michael Moore and Seth Rogen from his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legendary A-10 ‘Warthog’ sends ISIS fleeing even as it faces Pentagon cuts. With a…

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A NEW BLANKET OF SNOW

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that are now willing to represent any robber in a lawsuit,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Gore make’s a shocking allegation regarding the expected east coast…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Jamaica wins the 4th runner up at Miss Universe 2015 and the crowd goes…

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NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid’s office says he will undergo surgery on his right…

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