BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – If you hate waiting in line at a crowded bar for your next brew, Josh Goodman has got a solution for your. Goodman, CEO of PourMyBeer — a self-service beer system, is looking to revolutionize the way you drink. Customers buy a radio-frequency identification–or RFID-enabled wristband or card to access the machine. Simply tap the access point, select a beer, and start tapping. The units dispense only 32-ounces and no more than two beers at a time and the customer pays for exactly what they pour, kind of like pumping your own gas. MADD and AA are currently protesting this invention, but town drunks nationwide who are embracing it, are showing their support for Goodman , and plan on mobilizing in Washington, D.C. in a Million Man Stagger.