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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite Village, California – Kevin Jorgeson looks out over California’s Yosemite National Park while hanging off of Dawn Wall on the El Capitan mountain. His friends say that he is still in mourning over losing his girlfriend that fell to her death the night before. Jorgenson maintains his position that he was not responsible, even though it was his idea that they spend the night hanging on the side of the mountain. He said it was her own fault that she died, for not telling him that she was a sleep walker.

• 01/30/2015


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