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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Aberdeen, Scotland – The oldest living woman in Scotland — 109 — says the secret to her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Distraught over the fact that she was over 40 and still hadn’t found a…

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                SOFT LIGHTS AT DUSK

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 9 and in the fifth grade and I love my teacher and I want to marry…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have repeatedly warned some kids not to play baseball near my house, and when I came home and saw…

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That day when evening came, he said to his disciples, “Let us go over to the other side.” Leaving the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have never been to the United States, but I plan on coming there later this year for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I personally believe that if everyone of the next two generations refused to have any children, we will finally be…

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A RELAXING DRIVE IN THE WINTER AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Lausanne, Switzerland – A new implant lets paralyzed rats walk again. An experimental flexible implant that connects directly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA announces that they have plans to file complaints against all parents that have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan is now stating that he never believed Muslim terrorists flew planes into…

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BEN COFFMAN PHOTOGRAPHY  (15 of 15)

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, Florida – Due to the agenda by Common Core, 23 elementary schools in Orange County,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson is now weighing in on the Oscar nominated movie “American Sniper”, referring…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A 7.5-ounce can of Coca-Cola, is posed next to the traditional 12-ounce can. After…

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BEN COFFMAN PHOTOGRAPHY  (14 of 15)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least 50 U.S. law enforcement agencies now have access to radar devices that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Worth, Texas – Electronics retailer RadioShack Corp might prepare to file for bankruptcy protection by next…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Robert Redford says GOP is ‘living in the 1950’s’ concerning the environment while…

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